Go outside and spray that thing until you can't spray it anymore. It will take several coats, but if you just go back out every once in awhile and squirt it a bit each time, it will eventually go from looking like a somewhat "dated" country accent to this ---
Okay, well not quite yet... first you have to wrap some ribbon around the wreath and tie it in a bow. Then you have to make some tissue paper flowers! Go here and learn how to do it. It's really very simple. Once you have some flowers, hot glue them to the wreath and you're done!
Isn't it cute?!